Glee (TV Series)

Never Been Kissed (2010)

Amber Riley: Mercedes Jones

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Quotes 

• Mercedes Jones : The boys beat us last time we competed against them. We've got to bring the noise hard this time.

  Quinn Fabray : To be fair, they didn't officially beat us. We got busted for Vitamin D possession before the vote.

  Santana Lopez : Wait. Something's definitely wrong. Why isn't Rachel talking?

  Brittany S. Pierce : Yeah, she should totally be bossing us around right now.

  Rachel Berry : The idea of the assignment was to do the opposite of what we normally do. I'm just trying to stick to the lesson plan, which is proving nearly impossible since you're gluing those sequins on backwards.

• Will Schuester : And now, drum roll, Finn. Because I have in my hand our competition for sectionals next month.

  [whoops and hollers from the class] 

  Will Schuester : First, the a capella choir from the all-boys private school in Westerville, the Dalton Academy Warblers.

  Santana Lopez : Okay, hold up. Like, a million awesome gay jokes just popped into my head.

  Will Schuester : And the other team to beat, the Hipsters, a first-year club from the Warren Township Continuing Education Program. Now, they are a glee club composed entirely of elderly people getting their high school GEDs.

  Rachel Berry : Is that legal?

  Mercedes Jones : How are we supposed to compete against a bunch of adorable old people?

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Are you kidding? Brittle bones. Give one of those old ladies a good luck pat on the rear, it'll shatter her pelvis.