Glee (TV Series)

The Substitute (2010)

Heather Elizabeth Morris: Brittany S. Pierce

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Quotes 

• Mercedes Jones : Where do you think you're going with those?

  Santana Lopez : Principal Sue banned the tots.

  Mercedes Jones : She can't do that!

  Brittany S. Pierce : They look liked deep-fried deer poop.

• Will Schuester : So, I guess this is where I grovel to try to get my job back.

  Sue Sylvester : No groveling necessary, William. I'm returning you to your position. You know, one of the marks of a successful leader is appointing trusted lieutenants, and Ms. Holliday was clearly not up to the job. You irritate me, William. You make the underflaps of my breasts burn, like when I used to rub them with poison sumac. But your kids sure love you, as evinced by the amount of treacly blubbering I had to sit through.

  [cut to a montage of students in Sue's office] 

  Finn Hudson : Mr. Schue's the only teacher at this school who asks you how you're doing and actually wants to hear an answer.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Mr. Schue's the only teacher at this school that ever really touched me. Besides Mr. Ryerson.

  Sam Evans : He taught me how to tie my shoelaces.

  Rachel Berry : I used to think that I was the best thing that happened to this school, but... I was wrong. Mr. Schuester is.

  Brittany S. Pierce : Mr. Schue taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after "M" and "N". I felt they were too similar and got frustrated.