Smallville (TV Series)

Fortune (2011)

Erica Durance: Lois Lane

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• Oliver Queen : How the hell did we end up here, anyway?

  Lois Lane : Oh, I have no idea. But in that green getup of yours, we're gonna stand up like a hooker in a church.

  Oliver Queen : [looks down and notice he's wearing a lime-green tuxedo jacket]  What?

  Lois Lane : Yeah.

  Oliver Queen : What is this?

• Lois Lane : I bet the ring. I mean, I got it back, but... please forgive me.

  Clark Kent : Lois, there's nothing to forgive. The ring is not what's important. You are. But I have a bit of a confession myself. Um...

  Lois Lane : Hmm?

  Clark Kent : When I woke up this morning and you were gone, I thought that I'd scared you away somehow.

  Lois Lane : Yeah, I'm sorry. I know that I have the, uh, runaway girlfriend thing to...

  Clark Kent : Look, if-if... if all this wedding mess is getting to be too much, then...

  Lois Lane : No, it's-it's not that. It's... hard to explain.

  Clark Kent : You don't need to explain. I just want you to know, if you're having doubts deep down inside, or you're not 100% sure that this is the right thing to do, I will understand. I'm gonna want to marry you in five days or in five years.

  Lois Lane : That was the perfect thing to say.

• Oliver Queen : I'm going to do whatever it takes to get you that ring back. Relax, all right? You're starting to do that twitchy thing that you do.

  Lois Lane : There's something stuck in my bra.

  Oliver Queen : That's not my territory anymore, all right?

  Lois Lane : [pulls gambling chip out of her bra]  Cha ching. Well, that's a first.

  [reads writing on chip] 

  Lois Lane : "Fortune Casino?"

  Oliver Queen : Let me see that. Oh look at that. Your Pointer Sisters just gave us our first clue as to where we were last night.

  Lois Lane : Yeah, right.

• Lois Lane : Whoa, my head is pounding like a mosh pit. And my mouth tastes like armpit. Hey. What happened?

  Oliver Queen : I think the jury's still out, but, uh... I'd say we just survived the world's greatest bachelor party.

• Lois Lane : I was so close, I could have ripped my ring off his chubby little finger.

  Oliver Queen : Not really feeling your jewelry malfunction right now, you know?

  Lois Lane : It was so much more than that, Oliver.

  Oliver Queen : I know, I know, and now, in order to get out of this high-stakes poker game, we're gonna need a "get out of jail free" card. You see that pole over there? We're going there, okay?

  Lois Lane : A little tied up right now.

  Oliver Queen : You're a comedian.

• Lois Lane : I should have known all this bridal hoopla was way too good to be true. All my prenuptial bliss was just one right-click away from bridal apocalypse.

  Oliver Queen : Uh. Okay. All right. You should really ease up on yourself, Lois. You haven't ruined anything.

  Lois Lane : You still don't get it. I did not want to be the bride waving her freak flag down the aisle, okay? I... I wanted this to be perfect, not my normal mess.

  Oliver Queen : We're all a mess, okay? Let's be fair.

  Lois Lane : Not Clark. No. Clark would never lose his ring, okay? Do you have any idea how much pressure there is being engaged to walking perfection?

  Oliver Queen : [breaking out of his restraints]  Do you have any idea how much pressure there is fighting crime next to walking perfection?

  [freeing her] 

  Oliver Queen : You're free. All right, let's blow this pop stand.

  Lois Lane : No. We're not leaving without my ring.

  Oliver Queen : I thought we were... we were past that?

  Lois Lane : Well, we're not.

• Oliver Queen : My friend here, she... lost a ring last night. Do you have any idea...

  Head Bouncer : Your little card shark here? She bet her engagement ring, yeah.

  Oliver Queen : Oh.

  Lois Lane : Did I call it or did I call it?

  Head Bouncer : She's raking it in, trash-talking the boss. So we won the ring off her. Come on, let's go. I don't wanna take you for another ride.

• Lois Lane : The only conceivable way that I would bet the ring was if it was a sure thing.

  Head Bouncer : There's no such thing in life as a sure thing.

  Lois Lane : Oh, yeah? What are you trying to say? Was I scammed? Let me guess, your boss stacked the deck, right?

  [off his look, she turns and sees Fortune with the ring on his pinky finger] 

  Lois Lane : There is no way that I'm gonna let that creep cheat me out of my happily forever after. Here comes the bride.

• Oliver Queen : This $500 baby here means we were probably gambling last night. Knowing you? Blackjack, all right?

  Lois Lane : That's my game. I was three-time champ at Fort Dix. Oh, my god. What if I bet the ring?

  Oliver Queen : Oh, I don't think that would happen, Lois.

  Head Bouncer : [behind her]  I thought I told you never to come back here again.

  Oliver Queen : No kidding. Huh.

• Oliver Queen : Lois, we're gonna find them, okay? And Clark's with Chloe. He'll take care of her, too.

  Lois Lane : I know. I was just checking out my single hand, my no-longer-engaged hand.

  Oliver Queen : Lois, you're still engaged. Y-you may just have to let go of the ring. And I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. My corporation, I may have lost it, but I'm gonna buy you an identical rock, okay? Problem solved.

  Lois Lane : I hate to break this to you, but the last thing I want to go around with for the rest of my life is a lie propagated by my ex-boyfriend.

  Oliver Queen : Oh.

  Lois Lane : The ring that Clark gave me was a symbol of our love, the symbol of our future together. It wasn't just any ring, it was *the* ring, the big kahuna. I waited my whole life to find somebody who would get this wacky world view and care enough to give me the ring, and the first thing I do is go and lose it.

  Oliver Queen : He's gonna understand, Lois. He always does.

  Lois Lane : We cannot tell Clark!

• Oliver Queen : Hey, you know what? I thought my drunken-blackout days were behind me. This is...

  Lois Lane : Tell me about it. You know, us Lanes can usually hold our liquor, but I don't have a single memory of my big night. So we'd better drop a line to Clark and Chloe. They'll be worried.

  Oliver Queen : [patting his jacket and searching his pants pockets]  Oopsie. You know what? I just realized something. When I... when I changed my pants, I think I forgot all the important things.

  Lois Lane : Yeah. My cell phone's gonzo, too. Which is a bummer, since this isn't exactly "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood".

  Lois Lane : It's okay. It's all right. Y-You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna, uh, we're gonna find one of those infamous phone booths of yours, okay? And, uh, we're gonna call Clark. Everything's gonna be great.

  Lois Lane : Can't call Clark.

  Oliver Queen : Sometimes I don't understand why... what-what... what's the problem, huh?

  Lois Lane : [raising her hand]  My engagement ring is gone.

• Clark Kent : [seeing Lois dressed up]  Wow. Y-You look great.

  Lois Lane : Thanks. Never hurts to change it up a little bit. Except for the ring. Never gonna take that off. It's my... sparkly little ball and chain.

• Clark Kent : So, you having any second thoughts about your girls' night out?

  Lois Lane : Clark, my swingin' single days have swung. It's just all this wedding stuff is very wedding-y. I never thought I'd be that gal.

  Tess Mercer : [entering]  Lois.

  Lois Lane : Yeah?

  Tess Mercer : I think there's somethig missing.

  Chloe Sullivan : [giving her a tiara and veil]  Ta-da-a! Your bachelorette superpower-up!

  Lois Lane : It's actually not bad. I thought I'd be spending the entire night cuffed to blow-up doll while wearing a dog collar, so... with this thing, I will be drinking free all night long.