Smallville (TV Series)

Fortune (2011)

Cassidy Freeman: Tess Mercer

Quotes 

• Tess Mercer : Clarkie... Oh, there's only one person that I know who can make a armored car adios in seconds.

• Tess Mercer : Hey, hound dog. You really rocked this town.

  Dr. Emil Hamilton : I suppose that's supposed to be humorous?

  Tess Mercer : It's just... Well, it was a nice surprise to see our mild-mannered doctor have a special power of his own.

• Clark Kent : I can't believe on my first drunken night out, I lose Lois, commit a felony, and I land my friend in jail. So reckless.

  Tess Mercer : But oddly, Clark, very human.

• Clark Kent : [on video]  Watch this!

  [makes armored truck disappear] 

  Chloe Sullivan : [still on video]  Ta-da!

  Tess Mercer : [watching video]  Clark saves the day!

• Clark Kent : Any luck on that armored car it looks like I stole? We don't have much time; Emil's in prison now because of me.

  Tess Mercer : I'm still searching for missing vehicles. God, I feel terrible. I'm the one that convinced him to drink that champagne.

  Clark Kent : It's not your fault, Tess. But what about Lois? What about Oliver? Can you check their cell phone records or credit card statements?

  Tess Mercer : Clark, the nanosecond that they use technology, we'll have their number.

  Chloe Sullivan : [entering with coffee]  Ooh. Looks like your get up and go-go is long gone.

  Tess Mercer : There's a chain gang breaking rocks in my head, but at least I can make a sentence. Chloe, do you wanna take this?

  Chloe Sullivan : No, I think it's in good hands.

• Clark Kent : So, you having any second thoughts about your girls' night out?

  Lois Lane : Clark, my swingin' single days have swung. It's just all this wedding stuff is very wedding-y. I never thought I'd be that gal.

  Tess Mercer : [entering]  Lois.

  Lois Lane : Yeah?

  Tess Mercer : I think there's somethig missing.

  Chloe Sullivan : [giving her a tiara and veil]  Ta-da-a! Your bachelorette superpower-up!

  Lois Lane : It's actually not bad. I thought I'd be spending the entire night cuffed to blow-up doll while wearing a dog collar, so... with this thing, I will be drinking free all night long.