Smallville (TV Series)

Homecoming (2010)

Chilton Crane: Guidance Counselor

Quotes 

• Guidance Counselor : Well, look who it is. Clark Kent. Have I got something for you. A hug!

  Clark Kent : [feeling akward as she hugs him tightly]  Um, thanks.

  Guidance Counselor : [letting him go]  Oh, now, don't leave early. We've got a special treat for you.

  Lois Lane : A couple more hugs and maybe you'll have the bah humbugs squeezed out of you.

• Guidance Counselor : I've wasted a decade picking up the pieces from meteor mutant students. "How do I get into college with a criminal record?" You can't, freak. You see, I have spent years hearing their stories. And... and no... no matter how crazy they are, they always mention one person. You.

  [picking up a clay doll of Clark] 

  Guidance Counselor : Clark Kent. So nice of you to come back to the reunion, save me a trip.

  [picking up a letter opener] 

  Guidance Counselor : Looks like your bill is up, and it is time for you to pay.