The Simpsons (TV Series)

Love Is a Many Strangled Thing (2011)

Hank Azaria: Carl Carlson, Moe Szyslak, Wine Snob, Jerold, Wiseguy, Chief Wiggum, High-End Cater

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : Can't talk now. Texting.

  Moe Szyslak : Ooh, a text. Heh. Let's see... text message for I.M. A. Weiner. As you can all see, I.M. A. Weiner.

  Barney Gumble : [the barflies all laugh]  I see it, Moe!

  Moe Szyslak : Why you... when I...

  [texting] 

  Moe Szyslak : "When I a hold of you..." Oh, damn it, I typed a 'F' and not a 'D'. Uh... delete, delete, delete, delete. Oh, crap, I just donated $20 to Haiti.

• Carl Carlson : [Trying to shoot down Mr. Burns' hot-air balloon]  I can't do it. A balloon saved my arteries, I couldn't shoot down his cousin.