The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Great Simpsina (2011)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Marge, how much do they pay us for doing this?

  Marge Simpson : Actually, we pay them for each peach we take home.

  Homer Simpson : What the...? First I work, then I pay, then I have to eat fruit? Why was I ever born?

• Homer Simpson : Masseuses: the half-doctors/half-hookers who solve everything.

• Homer Simpson : Lisa, don't feel bad. Judas betrayed Jesus, but he still got paid.

• Homer Simpson : The real magic is raising three kids in this economy!