The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Real Housewives of Fat Tony (2011)
Hank Azaria: Carl, Chief Wiggum, Luigi, Plastic Surgeon, Johnny Tightlips, Superintendent Chalmers, Cletus, Reception Host, Comic Book Guy, The New Guy, Stevie B. (Ass Money)
Quotes
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Comic Book Guy : And how do you know the bride?
Marge Simpson : I'm her sister! And you?
Comic Book Guy : I bought her pool table on Craig's List. Consider yourself slighted.
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Plastic Surgeon : Tony, the surgery was a complete success, so can I take your cousin, the "anesthesiologist," off the payroll?
Fat Tony : You certainly may. Now where is my Selma?
Selma Bouvier : Here's the part that's not in the trash. Mm-hmm.
Fat Tony : Ooh, boys, I'd like a little privacy with Selma. Why don't you take the doctor out back?
Louie : Should we take care of him or "take care of him"?
Fat Tony : Take... care of him.
Louie : I don't know what that meant. Was it the first one or the second one? I can't ask him, otherwise he's gonna "take care of me."
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Fat Tony : I love it here. The way the sun goes down like a crooked boxer. Selma, in this matto, svitato world, you've got to hold on to the good things.
Man Being Drowned : Whoa. Sounds like someone's gonna propose here.
Johnny Tightlips : Shut up. You're spoiling the mood.
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Homer Simpson : Whoo-hoo! First in line. Brought you a gift bag.
Bart Simpson : All that's left is banana Runts. That's the worst Runt. Back of the line, stranger.
Homer Simpson : Huh?
Lisa Simpson : We used our last day of summer vacation standing in this line, and now it's time for our reward.
Bart Simpson : Next in line! What am I bid for next in line?
Carl : Five bucks.
Sideshow Mel : Ten bones.
Chief Wiggum : Half a cheesesteak.
Krusty the Clown : I'll perform at your birthday party. Sober.
Chief Wiggum : Quarter of a cheesesteak.
Groundskeeper Willie : A nest with a robin's egg.
Chief Wiggum : The wrapper of a cheesesteak.
Fat Tony : I bid one lollipop.
Lisa Simpson : Sold, to the lowest bidder.
