- Homer Simpson: Cake, will you do the honor of making my stomach the happiest bag of acid in the world? You will?
- Bart Simpson: I don't get it. I tried to do bad, but I ended up doing good.
- Reverend Lovejoy: Haw, haw!
- Nelson Muntz: Yeah, I've been held back more times than I can count, which is probably why I got held back so many times.
- Principal Seymour Skinner: [on the phone] Mother, it is *my* birthday, not *our* anniversary.
- Lisa Simpson: [Lisa runs into the office] Principal Skinner, do you know anything about a bizarre hidden classroom underneath the school?
- Principal Seymour Skinner: Mother, I have work do.
- [beat]
- Principal Seymour Skinner: Well, it's work if they pay you.
- [beat]
- Principal Seymour Skinner: They say they're going to!
- Principal Seymour Skinner: Well, I have a very busy schedule, but...
- [presses a button on his desk]
- Principal Seymour Skinner: Myra, cancel all my appointments.
- Lisa Simpson: You're just pressing a Mento.
- Principal Seymour Skinner: [beat] Very true.
- Nelson Muntz: Little Miss Play-It-Safe, eh? Have a nice day. Just like the day before that...
- [starts backing up slowly]
- Nelson Muntz: ... and the day before that... and the day before that... and the day before that...
- Nelson Muntz: [Through PA system] ... and the day before that... and the day before that...
- Principal Seymour Skinner: Nelson, will you just tell everyone the lunch specials?
- Nelson Muntz: Sloppy joes! And the day before that... Tater tots! And the day before that...
- Homer Simpson: Is it really drinking and driving if you're flying a blimp? Maybe I can get the answer by texting.
- Bart Simpson: [after Lisa and Homer fall of the Duff blimp] There's nothing I can do to save my sister, the blimp, or this airship.