The Simpsons (TV Series)

MoneyBart (2010)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Marge Simpson : [watching Lisa practice fencing to get into Harvard]  Sweetie, you could still go to McGill, the Harvard of Canada.

  Lisa Simpson : Anything that's the "something" of the "something" isn't really the "anything" of "anything".

• Nelson Muntz : She can do the kind of math that has letters. Watch. What's X, Lisa?

  Lisa Simpson : Well, that depends...

  Nelson Muntz : Sorry. She did it yesterday.

• Lisa Simpson : Managers manage, and players play.

  Ralph Wiggum : Do alligators alligate?

  Lisa Simpson : I don't know! Yes!

  Ralph Wiggum : I'm scared!

• Nelson Muntz : Hey, get a room, you two.

  Lisa Simpson : We're brother and sister.

  Milhouse Van Houten : So are my parents, I think.

• Lisa Simpson : I need another player. Ralph is too juiced.

  Ralph Wiggum : [surrounded by juice boxes]  I didn't know what I was putting into my body.

• Lisa Simpson : Bottom line: I need an extracurricular activity, and no one else will coach you loveable losers.

  Bart Simpson : We're not losers! Last year we finished six and five.

  Nelson Muntz : And we're not loveable. We had a tall freckle-faced kid on the team that we picked on 'til he quit.

  [sees the tall, freckled kid walking down the street] 

  Nelson Muntz : Hey, Splatterface! How's the weather up there?

  [Kid walks off, downhearted] 

  Nelson Muntz : It's too bad, 'cause he's a great hitter, but it's worth it.

• Lisa Simpson : I was wondering if you and your friends could tell me about baseball strategy.

  Moe Szyslak : The only thing I know about strategy is that everything the manager does is crap. Unless it works, in which case he's a button pusher.

  Lenny : I hate people who just push buttons all day.

  Carl : You just push buttons all day.

  Lenny : You know, ever since Obama came in, you have all the answers, don't you?