The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Fight Before Christmas (2010)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Otto Mann, Krusty the Clown, Squeaky Voiced Teen, Grampa Simpson
Quotes
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Homer Simpson : Mr. Burns! What are you doing here?
Mr. Burns : I got a visit from three Christmas spirits.
Abe Simpson : [on a balcony with Jasper] I wish this show got a visit from three new writers.
[He and Jasper laugh]
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Abe Simpson : Well, it looks like this'll finally kill it.
Jasper : The Simpsons?
Abe Simpson : No, Christmas.
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Agnes Skinner : How come you're not off fighting like a real man?
Homer Simpson : I'm too fat to fit in a foxhole.
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Homer Simpson : Hey, I thought you didn't want a Christmas tree.
Lisa Simpson : I didn't at first, but this tree is to remind us of mom. It serves as a reminder that someday this war will be over.
Homer Simpson : And someday TV will be invented, and it will be free, at first.
Lisa Simpson : Until then, this tree will stand for mom and everything she stands for: hope, family, and sweeping up dried needles.
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Homer Simpson : Don't worry. I'm sure if something happened to your mother, they would have told us.
Pimple-faced Teen : Telegram!
Homer Simpson : D'oh!
[reads telegram]
Homer Simpson : "Marge Simpson is now MIA"? Oh, no! She changed her name to Mia!
Pimple-faced Teen : No, that means she's missing in action.
[Homer cries]
Lisa Simpson : See? Everytime we get a tree, something bad happens.
[runs away]
Homer Simpson : I wish it were me instead of her!
Pimple-faced Teen : There's still time. The recruitment office is right...
Homer Simpson : Shut up.
