The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Fight Before Christmas (2010)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Hey, I thought you didn't want a Christmas tree.

  Lisa Simpson : I didn't at first, but this tree is to remind us of mom. It serves as a reminder that someday this war will be over.

  Homer Simpson : And someday TV will be invented, and it will be free, at first.

  Lisa Simpson : Until then, this tree will stand for mom and everything she stands for: hope, family, and sweeping up dried needles.

• Homer Simpson : Don't worry. I'm sure if something happened to your mother, they would have told us.

  Pimple-faced Teen : Telegram!

  Homer Simpson : D'oh!

  [reads telegram] 

  Homer Simpson : "Marge Simpson is now MIA"? Oh, no! She changed her name to Mia!

  Pimple-faced Teen : No, that means she's missing in action.

  [Homer cries] 

  Lisa Simpson : See? Everytime we get a tree, something bad happens.

  [runs away] 

  Homer Simpson : I wish it were me instead of her!

  Pimple-faced Teen : There's still time. The recruitment office is right...

  Homer Simpson : Shut up.