The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Squirt and the Whale (2010)

Hank Azaria: Snake Jailbird, Carl Carlson, Apu, Chief Wiggum, Kirk Van Houten, Comic Book Guy, Moe Szyslak, Sun, Military Men, Sea Hugger #1

Quotes 

• Comic Book Guy : [Wearing a whalebone girdle]  Behold, I am Captain Kirk from Star Trek One.

  [Girdle gives way] 

  Comic Book Guy : Two.

  [Girdle gives way more] 

  Comic Book Guy : FIve.

  [Girdle gives way more] 

  Comic Book Guy : Generations.

  [Girdle breaks entirely] 

  Comic Book Guy : Boston Legal.

• Snake Jailbird : [Seeing the Simpsons house lit up while they're away]  Do they think I'm stupid? I am so going to enjoy pooping on their carpet.