- Protester: I don't understand evolution, and I need to protect my kids from understanding it. We will not give in to the thinkers!
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: [Speaking about Doctor Banjo] I'll show that banana swilling poop slinger. We just need to find that last missing link.
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: [digging] I've hit a rich vein of missing links.
- [throws out the skulls, naming them]
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Java man, Piltdown man, Manfred Mann...
- [gasps over the next skull]
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Eureka! It's the elusive missing missing link. This will show Banjo, once and for all.