The Carol Burnett Show (TV Series)

Bing Crosby/Paul Lynde (1971)

Harvey Korman: Various Characters

Quotes 

• Hostess : [In the As The Stomach Turns sketch]  You don't understand, Mother Marcus. A masochist is someone who likes to suffer.

  Mother Marcus : You got children?

  Paul Lynde : No.

  Mother Marcus : A lot you know about suffering. I have four sons. A lawyer, a doctor, an engineer, and a CPA. Four geniuses, and not one knows how to use the telephone. You understand what I'm talking about?