The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Robotic Manipulation (2010)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Raj Koothrappali : [skeptically] You slipped and fell into a robot hand.
Howard Wolowitz : [embarrassed about what he was really doing] Yes.
Raj Koothrappali : Penis first?
Howard Wolowitz : Yes. Now, help me!
Leonard Hofstadter : I'd suggest a lubricant, but I have a feeling you fell on some of that, as well.
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Leonard Hofstadter : [his phone rings] Hey, Howard. What's going on? Wh... Wait, Howard, slow down. The robot hand is stuck to your what?
[aside, to Raj]
Leonard Hofstadter : You're not gonna believe this.
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Penny : Who's Amy?
Leonard Hofstadter : His girlfriend.
Penny : [blindsided by the news] Sheldon has a girlfriend?
Sheldon Cooper : She's not my girlfriend.
Penny : How long has this been going on?
Leonard Hofstadter : Four months.
Sheldon Cooper : She's not my girlfriend.
Penny : Are you telling me for the past four months, I have been asking you "What's new?" and you never thought to go with "Sheldon has a girlfriend"?
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Sheldon Cooper : [about Howard's robot arm] Impressive, but we must be cautious.
Howard Wolowitz : Why?
Sheldon Cooper : Today, it's a Chinese food retrieval robot. Tomorrow, it travels back in time and tries to kill Sarah Connor.
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't think that's gonna happen, Sheldon.
Sheldon Cooper : No one ever does. That's why it happens.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Excuse me, could you help us out?
Althea : [seeing Howard with the robot arm on his junk] My, my, my. What do we have here?
Howard Wolowitz : I slipped and fell.
Althea : Yeah, we get that a lot.
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Penny : Ooh, what's that?
Howard Wolowitz : That, dear lady, is the Wolowitz Programmable Hand, designed for extravehicular repairs on the International Space Station.
Penny : Oh, cool.
Howard Wolowitz : Ask me to pass the soy sauce.
Penny : Oh, does that come up much on the space station?
Howard Wolowitz : Mostly with Asian and Jewish astronauts.
Penny : All right. Pass the soy sauce.
Howard Wolowitz : Coming up.
Leonard Hofstadter : [breaking the awkward silence as Howard types on his laptop] So, how's work?
Penny : Oh, it's not bad. Kinda hungry.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, we all are.