The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Love Car Displacement (2011)

Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler

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• Penny : You know, for a smart guy, you really seem to have a hard time grasping the concept: "Don't piss off the people who handle the things you eat."

  Amy Farrah Fowler : That does seem to be a valid principle.

  Sheldon Cooper : I trust Penny will adhere to the official California Restaurant Workers' Solemn Oath of Ethics and Cleanliness.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I don't believe there's any such thing.

  Sheldon Cooper : [Incredulous, to Leonard]  You lied to me?

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Leonard, could I ask you a question?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Sure.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Are you bothered by the fact that your former girlfriend left the symposium with what is probably the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my life?

  Leonard Hofstadter : No. Why do you ask?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Because we are going 120 miles per hour.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : We decided we didn't want to jeopardize our relationship by getting to know each other too well.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Shame. Since you're my best friend, I thought it would be a good bonding opportunity.

  Penny : I'm your best friend?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Don't you read my blog?

  Penny : Oh, don't feel bad. I never read Leonard's, and I used to sleep with him.

• Penny : [Moves to hug Amy after Amy invites her to go to Big Sur]  You know, it is going to be difficult, but I am going to cancel my plans so I can do this for my 'bestie'.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : [Somewhat coldly]  Please don't touch my breasts!

  Penny : I... I wasn't going to.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : All right. I just want to establish boundaries.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : [to Penny, who had turned down Amy's offer to be her plus-one for the science symposium everyone else is going to]  Do you know anybody else who would appreciate an all expense paid spa getaway to a four-star hotel in Big Sur?

  Penny : No, as... I'm sorry free what? Sorry, what what?

  Leonard Hofstadter : [to Amy]  I think her weekend just opened up.

  Penny : Okay, just to be clear, when you guys say 'spa', does it mean the same as when regular people say it?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Pretty much, only we keep our shirts on in the sauna.

• Sheldon Cooper : In the lead car, driven by Leonard, will be myself, Amy Farrah Fowler, and Penny.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Yes!

  [to Penny] 

  Amy Farrah Fowler : He had you in the other car, but I got you upgraded.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : A word of warning, though. I'm prone to night terrors. So, if I wake up kicking and screaming, don't panic. Just pin me down and stroke my hair and I'll be fine.