The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Love Car Displacement (2011)
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Quotes
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Penny : You know, for a smart guy, you really seem to have a hard time grasping the concept: "Don't piss off the people who handle the things you eat."
Amy Farrah Fowler : That does seem to be a valid principle.
Sheldon Cooper : I trust Penny will adhere to the official California Restaurant Workers' Solemn Oath of Ethics and Cleanliness.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I don't believe there's any such thing.
Sheldon Cooper : [Incredulous, to Leonard] You lied to me?
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Sheldon Cooper : [turns on the light] Please tell me you're not having coitus.
Penny : We are not having coitus.
Sheldon Cooper : And you can guarantee that it won't happen at any time during the night?
Penny : Yes.
Leonard Hofstadter : No.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Shame. Since you're my best friend, I thought it would be a good bonding opportunity.
Penny : I'm your best friend?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Don't you read my blog?
Penny : Oh, don't feel bad. I never read Leonard's, and I used to sleep with him.
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Leonard Hofstadter : [Referring to her sleeping in he and Sheldon's room] So, how do you wanna do this?
Penny : Well, I'm not getting in bed with him.
[Sheldon is asleep on his back, with the sheets tucked into him, and with a sleep mask on]
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, it is a little like getting into Dracula's coffin.
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Sheldon Cooper : [Trying to steer away from Bernadette and Howard's bickering] Um, Dr. Koothrappali, would you like to weigh in on the matter?
Raj Koothrappali : [Holding his drink] Why certainly. I'd like to raise two points. Number one, I think they are talking about penises. And number two, these mimosas are kicking my little brown ass!
Leonard Hofstadter : [Coldly to him] I'd like to kick your little brown ass.
Raj Koothrappali : What did I do?
Leonard Hofstadter : [Sarcastically] Oh, I don't know. Maybe when you walk into a hotel room and see a guy getting back with his girlfriend, you should maybe do something other than crawl into the other bed.
Raj Koothrappali : I did. You said no Bridget Jones.
Penny : [From the audience] We weren't getting back together. It was a one-off fling.
Sheldon Cooper : Um, we're not yet taking questions from the audience.
Penny : Oh, *shut up*, Sheldon!
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Penny : [Moves to hug Amy after Amy invites her to go to Big Sur] You know, it is going to be difficult, but I am going to cancel my plans so I can do this for my 'bestie'.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [Somewhat coldly] Please don't touch my breasts!
Penny : I... I wasn't going to.
Amy Farrah Fowler : All right. I just want to establish boundaries.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : [to Penny, who had turned down Amy's offer to be her plus-one for the science symposium everyone else is going to] Do you know anybody else who would appreciate an all expense paid spa getaway to a four-star hotel in Big Sur?
Penny : No, as... I'm sorry free what? Sorry, what what?
Leonard Hofstadter : [to Amy] I think her weekend just opened up.
Penny : Okay, just to be clear, when you guys say 'spa', does it mean the same as when regular people say it?
Leonard Hofstadter : Pretty much, only we keep our shirts on in the sauna.
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Penny : [First lines; coming up to their table at the Cheesecake Factory] Hey! So are we ready to order?
Sheldon Cooper : Since we come in here every Tuesday at 6pm and it's now 6:08, your question not only answers itself, but also goes along with other non-sensical queries, like "Who let the dogs out?", or "How are they hanging?"
Penny : [Marking her order tablet] Ooookay, so the usual with extra spit on Sheldon's hamburger.
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Sheldon Cooper : [Trying to get the symposium back on track] Let's open it up to the audience for a Q&A session.
Penny : [In the audience] Yeah, I have a question. Is there anyone who can get me the hell out of here and back to Los Angeles tonight?
Glenn : [Also in the audience] I'm driving back to L.A. tonight.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [Pointing them out to each other] Um, Penny, that's Glen. Glen, that's Penny.
Leonard Hofstadter : [Jumps up] NO!
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Can I stay here tonight?
Penny : Yeah. Why, what happened?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Howard's a complete and total ass.
Penny : Oh yeah, that. Come on in.
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Penny : Sweetie, let me put this in a way you'll understand. From the waist down, my shields are up.
Leonard Hofstadter : Got it. Got it... . We can do all kinds of stuff from the waist up, you know?