The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Love Car Displacement (2011)

Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter

Photos 

Quotes 

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Leonard, could I ask you a question?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Sure.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Are you bothered by the fact that your former girlfriend left the symposium with what is probably the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my life?

  Leonard Hofstadter : No. Why do you ask?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Because we are going 120 miles per hour.

• Sheldon Cooper : [turns on the light]  Please tell me you're not having coitus.

  Penny : We are not having coitus.

  Sheldon Cooper : And you can guarantee that it won't happen at any time during the night?

  Penny : Yes.

  Leonard Hofstadter : No.

• Leonard Hofstadter : [Referring to her sleeping in he and Sheldon's room]  So, how do you wanna do this?

  Penny : Well, I'm not getting in bed with him.

  [Sheldon is asleep on his back, with the sheets tucked into him, and with a sleep mask on] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, it is a little like getting into Dracula's coffin.

• Sheldon Cooper : [Trying to steer away from Bernadette and Howard's bickering]  Um, Dr. Koothrappali, would you like to weigh in on the matter?

  Raj Koothrappali : [Holding his drink]  Why certainly. I'd like to raise two points. Number one, I think they are talking about penises. And number two, these mimosas are kicking my little brown ass!

  Leonard Hofstadter : [Coldly to him]  I'd like to kick your little brown ass.

  Raj Koothrappali : What did I do?

  Leonard Hofstadter : [Sarcastically]  Oh, I don't know. Maybe when you walk into a hotel room and see a guy getting back with his girlfriend, you should maybe do something other than crawl into the other bed.

  Raj Koothrappali : I did. You said no Bridget Jones.

  Penny : [From the audience]  We weren't getting back together. It was a one-off fling.

  Sheldon Cooper : Um, we're not yet taking questions from the audience.

  Penny : Oh, *shut up*, Sheldon!

• Amy Farrah Fowler : [to Penny, who had turned down Amy's offer to be her plus-one for the science symposium everyone else is going to]  Do you know anybody else who would appreciate an all expense paid spa getaway to a four-star hotel in Big Sur?

  Penny : No, as... I'm sorry free what? Sorry, what what?

  Leonard Hofstadter : [to Amy]  I think her weekend just opened up.

  Penny : Okay, just to be clear, when you guys say 'spa', does it mean the same as when regular people say it?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Pretty much, only we keep our shirts on in the sauna.

• Sheldon Cooper : [Trying to get the symposium back on track]  Let's open it up to the audience for a Q&A session.

  Penny : [In the audience]  Yeah, I have a question. Is there anyone who can get me the hell out of here and back to Los Angeles tonight?

  Glenn : [Also in the audience]  I'm driving back to L.A. tonight.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : [Pointing them out to each other]  Um, Penny, that's Glen. Glen, that's Penny.

  Leonard Hofstadter : [Jumps up]  NO!

• Penny : Sweetie, let me put this in a way you'll understand. From the waist down, my shields are up.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Got it. Got it... . We can do all kinds of stuff from the waist up, you know?