The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Love Car Displacement (2011)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : All right, why don't we see if we can bring this back to topic?
Howard Wolowitz : [turns to Bernadette] Let me ask you something, Bernie.
Sheldon Cooper : [resigned] I guess not.
Howard Wolowitz : How would you feel if you met my ex-girlfriend and she was, like, Angelina Jolie?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, come on, Howard, be realistic!
Howard Wolowitz : What? I'm not hot enough for Angelina Jolie?
Raj Koothrappali : I'd like to weigh in here: no.
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Howard Wolowitz : Sorry. I just never figured that a guy like me going out with a girl like you would ever have to compete with a guy like that.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Wait a minute. "A girl like me"? What's that mean?
Howard Wolowitz : [instantly realizes his mistake] Um... I...
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Are you saying you don't think I'm hot enough to go out with a guy like Glenn?
Howard Wolowitz : No! No, I'm saying exactly the opposite.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I'm *too* hot to go out with a guy like Glenn?
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, let's go with that.
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Sheldon Cooper : [Trying to get the symposium back on track] Let's open it up to the audience for a Q&A session.
Penny : [In the audience] Yeah, I have a question. Is there anyone who can get me the hell out of here and back to Los Angeles tonight?
Glenn : [Also in the audience] I'm driving back to L.A. tonight.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [Pointing them out to each other] Um, Penny, that's Glen. Glen, that's Penny.
Leonard Hofstadter : [Jumps up] NO!
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Can I stay here tonight?
Penny : Yeah. Why, what happened?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Howard's a complete and total ass.
Penny : Oh yeah, that. Come on in.