The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Love Car Displacement (2011)

Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali

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• Sheldon Cooper : All right, why don't we see if we can bring this back to topic?

  Howard Wolowitz : [turns to Bernadette]  Let me ask you something, Bernie.

  Sheldon Cooper : [resigned]  I guess not.

  Howard Wolowitz : How would you feel if you met my ex-girlfriend and she was, like, Angelina Jolie?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, come on, Howard, be realistic!

  Howard Wolowitz : What? I'm not hot enough for Angelina Jolie?

  Raj Koothrappali : I'd like to weigh in here: no.

• Sheldon Cooper : [Trying to steer away from Bernadette and Howard's bickering]  Um, Dr. Koothrappali, would you like to weigh in on the matter?

  Raj Koothrappali : [Holding his drink]  Why certainly. I'd like to raise two points. Number one, I think they are talking about penises. And number two, these mimosas are kicking my little brown ass!

  Leonard Hofstadter : [Coldly to him]  I'd like to kick your little brown ass.

  Raj Koothrappali : What did I do?

  Leonard Hofstadter : [Sarcastically]  Oh, I don't know. Maybe when you walk into a hotel room and see a guy getting back with his girlfriend, you should maybe do something other than crawl into the other bed.

  Raj Koothrappali : I did. You said no Bridget Jones.

  Penny : [From the audience]  We weren't getting back together. It was a one-off fling.

  Sheldon Cooper : Um, we're not yet taking questions from the audience.

  Penny : Oh, *shut up*, Sheldon!