The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Zarnecki Incursion (2011)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : [Sheldon is holding a Klingon Bat'leth] Why did you bring that?
Sheldon Cooper : No weapon strikes more fear into a man's heart than a Klingon bat'leth.
Leonard Hofstadter : OK, let's get clear on something. We're just gonna tell this guy to transfer all of your stuff back into your account and then be on our way. No one's "batlething" anybody.
Sheldon Cooper : So my blade shall not taste blood tonight?
Leonard Hofstadter : No.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, now I just feel silly holding it.
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Sheldon Cooper : It is time to cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm on it.
[pulls out cell phone and dials]
Leonard Hofstadter : Hi, Mrs. Wolowitz, is Howard there? Okay, thanks.
[hangs up]
Leonard Hofstadter : That particular dog of war will have to call you back after his bath.
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Officer Shin : Mr. Cooper, there's nothing...
Sheldon Cooper : Dr. Cooper!
Officer Shin : Seriously?
Leonard Hofstadter : Not the kind with access to drugs.
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Leonard Hofstadter : You called the police because somebody hacked your World of Warcraft account?
Sheldon Cooper : What choice did I have? The mighty Sheldor, level 85 blood elf, hero of the Eastern Kingdoms, has been picked clean like a carcass in the desert sun! Plus, the FBI hung up on me!
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Sheldon Cooper : Leonard?
Leonard Hofstadter : Aw jeez, I don't know if I can ditch Priya two nights in a row.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh come on man, bros before... my sister.
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Priya Koothrappali : Leonard, you're busy; let's talk tomorrow.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, wait. Hang on; are you upset?
Priya Koothrappali : No, no, I think it's sexy to date a boy trapped in a man's body.
Leonard Hofstadter : Good, good, I'll tell you what happened.
[Priya leaves]
Sheldon Cooper : [to Howard] People think *I* don't get sarcasm.