The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Agreement Dissection (2011)
Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I kissed a girl and I liked it.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Fair warning: we can get crazy.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Yeah. Last week, we smoked cigars and pretended to be dragons.
Sheldon Cooper : Really, Amy? Tobacco and alcohol? Need I remind you not a lot of scientific discoveries were made by people having a good time?
Amy Farrah Fowler : [to Penny] Why did you bring him? He's harshing my buzz.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : You smell like baby powder.
Sheldon Cooper : It's talc. But as that's the primary ingredient in baby powder, I understand your confusion.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, I'm not confused at all. You're like a sexy toddler.
Sheldon Cooper : I don't know how to process that.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : How come, if we're the smart people, we don't do this every night?
Sheldon Cooper : What's 16 times 14?
Amy Farrah Fowler : My burps taste like cranberry juice.
Sheldon Cooper : And there's your answer.
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Sheldon Cooper : Good morning, Amy.
Amy Farrah Fowler : It most assuredly is not.
Sheldon Cooper : Are you experiencing dehydration, headache, nausea, and shame?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Yes. I also found a Korean man's business card tucked into my cleavage. What happened last night?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, memory impairment. The free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon.
Sheldon Cooper : All right. Last night, you gave me some excellent advice regarding my problem here at home. You kissed me, and then vomited on and off for 40 minutes, following which you passed out on your bathroom floor. I then folded a towel under your head as a pillow, set your oven clock to the correct time because it was driving me crazy, and I left.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Okay... I don't really know where we go from here.
Sheldon Cooper : I suggest we treat our relationship as if it were a crashed computer and restore it to the last point we both agree it worked.
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[last lines]
Amy Farrah Fowler : [yells at her screeching monkey] They were out of menthol; get off my back!
[to Sheldon]
Amy Farrah Fowler : It's not easy living with a temperamental little primate.
Leonard Hofstadter : [off-screen] C'mon, Priya, just admit I embarrass you!
Sheldon Cooper : You're preaching to the choir, sister.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Would you like to come in for a nightcap?
Sheldon Cooper : If you're referring to the beverage, you know I don't drink. If you're referring to the hat you don while wearing a night shirt and holding a candle, I have one.
