The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Desperation Emanation (2010)

Annie O'Donnell: Mrs. Fowler

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• [last lines] 

  [Amy and Sheldon are speaking to Amy's mother over a video computer connection on a laptop] 

  Mrs. Fowler : It's nice to meet you too, Sheldon. I honestly didn't believe Amy when she told me she had a boyfriend.

  Sheldon Cooper : I assure you I am quite real. And I'm having regular intercourse with your daughter.

  Mrs. Fowler : [in a surprised tone]  What?

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, yes. We're like wild animals in heat. It's a wonder neither of us has been hurt.

  Mrs. Fowler : [scared]  Amy, what is he saying?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : You wanted me to have a boyfriend, mother. Well, here he is.

  [Sheldon waves at the computer screen, while Mrs. Fowler nervously waves back] 

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Have to sign off now. My hunger for Sheldon is stirring in my loins.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh yes. It's time for me to make love to your daughter's vagina.

  [Mrs. Fowler makes a little yelp as Sheldon closes the computer top] 

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Thank you, Sheldon; that went very well.

  Sheldon Cooper : Agreed. Amy, I find myself wondering if we should actually engage in coitus at least one time in our relationship.

  [Amy stares at him blankly] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Bazinga.

  [looks at his watch] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Bedtime. Please show yourself out.