The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Boyfriend Complexity (2010)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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• Sheldon Cooper : I'd like to go over some proposed changes to the roommate agreement, specifically to address Penny's annoying personal habits.

  Penny : Oh, my God! What personal habits?

  Sheldon Cooper : I have a list. FYI, overuse of the phrase "Oh my God" is number twelve.

• Penny : I kinda told my father we got back together again.

  Leonard Hofstadter : What? Why?

  Penny : Well, you're the first guy he's ever really approved of, you know, you're a scientist who went to college, and you don't have a neck tattoo or outstanding warrants or - or a baby.

  Leonard Hofstadter : What kind of guys did you used to go out with?

  Penny : Just guys. Anyway, when I told him we split up, he was heart-broken, and he kept bugging me: "How's Leonard?", "Why can't you get back together with Leonard?", "I bet Leonard never tipped a cow over on himself."

• [Penny's father, Wyatt, sees Leonard kissing her] 

  Penny : C'mon, Honey, not in front of my dad!

  Wyatt : Relax, I've seen you do a lot worse with a lot stupider.

• Penny : Do you know what I've been doing for the last hour?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Mm, dreamily doodling Mrs. Leonard Hofstadter in a notebook?

  Penny : Listening to my father go on and on about what a great guy you are.

  Leonard Hofstadter : You gotta admit, I am, I'm delightful.

  Penny : Why are you making this so difficult?

  Leonard Hofstadter : [smirking]  It's not difficult for me. I'm having fun.

  Penny : Leonard!

  Leonard Hofstadter : What do you want me to do? You started this. You wanna go over and tell him we're broken up?

  Penny : No.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Well, then, what do you want?

  Penny : I don't know.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Don't you think that's something you should have figured out before you stomped over here?

  Penny : [pauses]  Maybe.

• Penny : Sheldon, you don't have to do this, because Leonard and I are not...

  Leonard Hofstadter : Bu-bu-bu-bu, are you sure you want to include him in this?

  Sheldon Cooper : Include me in what? Is there a plot afoot? I'll have no truck with plots.

  Penny : [to Leonard]  No, you're right.

  [to Sheldon] 

  Penny : No, there's, there's no plot, no trucks, no... feet.

• Wyatt : Donnie was a rocket scientist compared to that boy who wanted to get beer pong into the Olympics. What was his name, sweetheart?

  Penny : Curtis, and I'm pretty sure he was joking.

  Wyatt : Well I don't know, that petition looked real to me.