- Justin Russo: Okay, we need to get the germ out of you guys by drinking this smoothie made of troll liver, dragon tongue, cinnamon, and elf eye boogers.
- Uncle Kelbo: Ugh! Ooooh! I hate cinnamon.
- Alex Russo: [reading a book] OK, let's see. "Uncontrollable transformations, see page six eighty-five."
- [flips to that page]
- Alex Russo: "See page five thirty-two."
- [flips to page]
- Alex Russo: "Okay, stop flipping and call a doctor." What!