30 Rock (TV Series)

¡Qué Sorpresa! (2011)

Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy

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Quotes 

• Jack : Everyone, I need your attention. Gather up. I said "everyone," Sketch-Tron 6000. Mr. Hank Hooper, the owner of our new parent company Kabletown, is touring 30 Rock for the first time today. I WILL make a good first impression, so I need all of you to be your most normal. Tracy, do not mention where you think dinosaurs come from.

  Tracy Jordan : Do not mention the underwater city of Sironicon. Got it.

• Jack : Frank, how is your armpit thing?

  Frank Rossitano : Not good. It's nearly touching my thigh thing.

• Jack : [Jack wants Liz to take Avery shopping for baby items]  And all of her work friends are out, because she's still trying to keep her pregnancy a secret.

  Liz Lemon : Really? She's eight months. How is she possibly hiding it?

  Jack : Michael Kors is a friend; we own a gay racehorse together. And I convinced him to make wizard cloaks fashionable for ladies this winter.