It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Dee Gives Birth (2010)

Glenn Howerton: Dennis Reynolds

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• Dennis Reynolds : If you do not get my sister her stories and a new room as soon as possible, then I will come down on this hospital like the hammer of Thor. The thunder of my vengeance will echo through these corridors like the gust of a thousand winds!

• Dee Reynolds : So what's our plan here? Are we just gonna throw him in the trash or are we gonna find like a laundry chute, fire him down that, or what are we doing?

  Dennis Reynolds : What? No, I'm just gonna drop him in one of these rooms if I can find an empty one.

  Dee Reynolds : No but that way somebody can find him and put him back in my room.

  Dennis Reynolds : Ah, that's a good point. Or maybe we could stuff him in a drawer or like jam him in a closet or something? That'll buy us some time, right?

  Dee Reynolds : Hm, makes me feel like I have to touch him. I don't wanna touch him at all, so why don't we just put him in the trash?

  Mr. Craig : Please don't put me in the trash!