- Dennis Reynolds: You are dressed like the Phantom of the Opera. He's not a vampire.
- Charlie Kelly: He eats theater people.
- Dennis Reynolds: No, he doesn't.
- Mac: I think he might.
- Frank Reynolds: He does.
- Dennis Reynolds: And I'm surprised you even know who the Phantom of the Opera is.
- Mac: He might not.
- Frank Reynolds: He doesn't.
- Charlie Kelly: No, I don't. I don't.