Parks and Recreation (TV Series)

Flu Season (2011)

Amy Poehler: Leslie Knope

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Quotes 

• Tom Haverford : I think I should drive you to the hospital.

  Leslie Knope : Was I wearing a tiara when I came in here? Because if you happen upon it, will you have Lady Pennyface retrieve it and send it post-hence?

• Ben Wyatt : Wow, you're really burning up.

  Leslie Knope : Can I get some money for the cab that I took over here please?

  Ben Wyatt : Sure, how much?

  Leslie Knope : I'm not sure. I looked at the meter and it had Egyptian hieroglyphics on it. Do you know the exchange rate?

• Leslie Knope : Oh boy... hold on... be careful.

  Ben Wyatt : What?

  Leslie Knope : The floor and the wall just switched. Walk very carefully.

• Business Man : Are we going to get the same sales tax incentives we used to?

  Leslie Knope : That's a very good question, sir, and I would counter with my own question, which is why is half of your face all swirly?

• Leslie Knope : It's not that I don't trust Ben... it's that I don't have faith in Ben... and I'm starting to forget who Ben is.