Parks and Recreation (TV Series)

Flu Season (2011)

Aubrey Plaza: April Ludgate

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Quotes 

• April Ludgate : What?

  Ann Perkins : [Looks at watch]  3... 2... 1, and my shift is over. What the fuck is your problem?

  April Ludgate : Whoa, I thought you weren't gonna lose it.

  Ann Perkins : While I was on duty, I didn't! Now it's just me. I get that you're mad that I kissed Andy, okay? But it was a moment of confusion, and it was a mistake. And I'm very sorry. You want to hate me forever?

  April Ludgate : Okay.

  Ann Perkins : Fine! You know what? I don't care! But you shouldn't take it out on Andy, because he really likes you, and he did nothing wrong. And just for the record, I'm starting to hate you too!

  [Leaves April's hospital room] 

  April Ludgate : [to camera]  That's the most I've ever liked Ann.

• [April is smiling at the camera as she presses on her buzzer] 

  Ann Perkins : Hey April. I thought you could use some pillows?

  April Ludgate : Are you trying to smother me?

  April Ludgate : [grabbing a butter knife from the food tray]  Help! This lady nurse is trying to smother me to death with a pillow!

  Ann Perkins : Okay, never mind.

  April Ludgate : Stay back! Slut!

• Ann Perkins : Hey, April. I saw that you called for me, what can I do for you?

  April Ludgate : I need more flu medicine.

  Ann Perkins : Oh, an actual request. Well, you can't have any, that stuff is powerful. No extra doses.

  April Ludgate : I didn't take any. Leslie came in here and stole it and left.