The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)
The Return (2010)
Ian Somerhalder: Damon Salvatore
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Quotes
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Damon Salvatore : I kissed you. Thought you kissed me back. Doppelgänger high jinx ensued. How do you think I'm doing?
Elena Gilbert : I think that you're hurt.
Damon Salvatore : Mmm... no, I don't get hurt, Elena.
Elena Gilbert : No, you don't admit that you get hurt. You get angry, and cover it up, and then you do something stupid.
Damon Salvatore : You're scared. You think Katherine's gonna send me off the deep end, don't you? I don't need her for that. You know what? Why is it such a surprise that I would kiss you?
Elena Gilbert : That's not a surprise. I'm surprised that you thought I would kiss you back.
Damon Salvatore : Now I'm hurt.
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Damon Salvatore : [about his kiss with Katherine, thinking she was Elena] Hey, if you wanna forget it happened, fine... but I can't!
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Stefan Salvatore : What happened tonight when you thought she was Elena?
Damon Salvatore : It's risking another frown line encroaching on a very crowded forehead. We... kissed.
Elena Gilbert : And you thought it was me?
Stefan Salvatore : What do you mean you kissed?
Damon Salvatore : Well... you know, when two lips pucker and they go
[makes kissing noises]
Damon Salvatore : .
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Damon Salvatore : I've got a better idea.
Elena Gilbert : What's that?
Damon Salvatore : [about Katherine] I'm just gonna ignore the bitch.
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Damon Salvatore : If I do this, you and me, call it a truce?
Bonnie Bennett : No. But you'll do it anyway.
[Smiles]
Bonnie Bennett : For Elena.
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Damon Salvatore : [about Katherine] Well, she certainly knows how to make an entrance.
Stefan Salvatore : She-She fooled one of us. What does that mean?
Damon Salvatore : She pretended to be Elena too when I showed up earlier tonight.
Elena Gilbert : [walks in] I told Jeremy. I can't lie to him anymore.
Stefan Salvatore : [walks over to Elena] You alright?
Elena Gilbert : No, I'm not alright. I thought with all the tomb vampires gone, things would get better.
Stefan Salvatore : I know. We all did.
Elena Gilbert : Katherine was in this house. That means she was invited in. What are we gonna do?
Damon Salvatore : Move.
Elena Gilbert : Very helpful. Thank you.
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Elena Gilbert : Hey. How you doing?
Damon Salvatore : [Sarcastically] Great Elena. Walking on sunshine, thanks for asking.
Elena Gilbert : Damon.
Damon Salvatore : Elena.
Elena Gilbert : We should be able to talk about this. Damon, we're close enough now. I really want to know how you are doing.
Damon Salvatore : I kissed you.Though you kissed me back. Doppelganger high jinx ensued. How do you think I'm doing?
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Elena Gilbert : Thanks... for... uh... looking out for us. For me.
Damon Salvatore : That's me. Your trusty bodyguard, calm in a crisis.
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Damon Salvatore : [realizes that Katherine's back] Oh! You've gotta be kidding me!
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Elena Gilbert : [Walks from the bathroom and sees Damon sitting on her bed] Oh God! You scared me.
Damon Salvatore : Just doing my part in neighbourhood watch.
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Damon Salvatore : Speaking of your guilt, how's Caroline?
Bonnie Bennett : She's much better.
Damon Salvatore : You're welcome.
Bonnie Bennett : No, you're welcome.
Damon Salvatore : Why am I welcome?
Bonnie Bennett : You live to see another day.
Damon Salvatore : No good deed goes unpunished with you, does it?
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Damon Salvatore : Upset is an emotion specific for those who care.
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Damon Salvatore : [after kissing Katherine] Wait... brief pause. I have a question... answer it and it's back to fireworks and rocket's red glare,
[grins, shakes his head]
Damon Salvatore : answer it right... I'll forget the last one hundred and forty five years I've spent missing you. I'll forget... how much I loved you, I'll forget everything and we could start over. This can be our defining moment, see we have the time... it's the beauty of eternity. I just need the truth, just once...
Katherine Pierce : Stop. I already know the question... and the answer...
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Bonnie Bennett : [asking about the Mayor being effected by the device] Do you want to know why?
Damon Salvatore : Yes, Bonnie, I would love to know why a non-vampire was tortured by the vampire torture device that you let John Gilbert use against us.
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Damon Salvatore : You think Katherine's gonna send me off the deep end, don't ya? I don't need her for that.
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Stefan Salvatore : I'm not gonna fight you.
Damon Salvatore : Why? I'd fight me.
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Stefan Salvatore : Yeah... then what?
Damon Salvatore : Stake her, rip her head off... something poetic.
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Elena Gilbert : [Seeing Stefan hurt on the floor because of Katherine] Stefan. W-What happened?
Damon Salvatore : Katherine happened.
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Damon Salvatore : [visitor waiting for him on couch] Very brave of you to come here.
Katherine Pierce : I wanted to say goodbye.
Damon Salvatore : Leaving so soon?
Katherine Pierce : I know where I'm not wanted.
Damon Salvatore : Don't pout. It's not attractive in a woman your age.
[takes sip of his drink]
Katherine Pierce : [scoffs] Ouch.