The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)
The Return (2010)
Nina Dobrev: Elena Gilbert, Katherine Pierce
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Quotes
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Damon Salvatore : I kissed you. Thought you kissed me back. Doppelgänger high jinx ensued. How do you think I'm doing?
Elena Gilbert : I think that you're hurt.
Damon Salvatore : Mmm... no, I don't get hurt, Elena.
Elena Gilbert : No, you don't admit that you get hurt. You get angry, and cover it up, and then you do something stupid.
Damon Salvatore : You're scared. You think Katherine's gonna send me off the deep end, don't you? I don't need her for that. You know what? Why is it such a surprise that I would kiss you?
Elena Gilbert : That's not a surprise. I'm surprised that you thought I would kiss you back.
Damon Salvatore : Now I'm hurt.
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Stefan Salvatore : What happened tonight when you thought she was Elena?
Damon Salvatore : It's risking another frown line encroaching on a very crowded forehead. We... kissed.
Elena Gilbert : And you thought it was me?
Stefan Salvatore : What do you mean you kissed?
Damon Salvatore : Well... you know, when two lips pucker and they go
[makes kissing noises]
Damon Salvatore : .
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Damon Salvatore : I've got a better idea.
Elena Gilbert : What's that?
Damon Salvatore : [about Katherine] I'm just gonna ignore the bitch.
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Elena Gilbert : How did you leave it in there with John?
Stefan Salvatore : I... er... asked him to leave town.
Elena Gilbert : Asked? You threatened him?
Stefan Salvatore : Yes. I threatened him.
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Damon Salvatore : [about Katherine] Well, she certainly knows how to make an entrance.
Stefan Salvatore : She-She fooled one of us. What does that mean?
Damon Salvatore : She pretended to be Elena too when I showed up earlier tonight.
Elena Gilbert : [walks in] I told Jeremy. I can't lie to him anymore.
Stefan Salvatore : [walks over to Elena] You alright?
Elena Gilbert : No, I'm not alright. I thought with all the tomb vampires gone, things would get better.
Stefan Salvatore : I know. We all did.
Elena Gilbert : Katherine was in this house. That means she was invited in. What are we gonna do?
Damon Salvatore : Move.
Elena Gilbert : Very helpful. Thank you.
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Elena Gilbert : Hey. How you doing?
Damon Salvatore : [Sarcastically] Great Elena. Walking on sunshine, thanks for asking.
Elena Gilbert : Damon.
Damon Salvatore : Elena.
Elena Gilbert : We should be able to talk about this. Damon, we're close enough now. I really want to know how you are doing.
Damon Salvatore : I kissed you.Though you kissed me back. Doppelganger high jinx ensued. How do you think I'm doing?
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Elena Gilbert : Thanks... for... uh... looking out for us. For me.
Damon Salvatore : That's me. Your trusty bodyguard, calm in a crisis.
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Stefan Salvatore : What game are you playing?
Katherine Pierce : Fine, you want to play with me?
Stefan Salvatore : I don't know. How can I play if I don't know the rules?
Katherine Pierce : No rules, Stefan. Don't you remember? No rules.
[walks away]
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Elena Gilbert : [Walks from the bathroom and sees Damon sitting on her bed] Oh God! You scared me.
Damon Salvatore : Just doing my part in neighbourhood watch.
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[last lines]
Caroline Forbes : Elena?
Katherine Pierce : [Pretending to be Elena] Hi Caroline.
Caroline Forbes : What are you doing here?
Katherine Pierce : My name is Katherine. I was hoping you could give the Salvatore brothers a message for me.
Caroline Forbes : What are you talking about? What message?
Katherine Pierce : Game on.
[Katherine places a pillow over Caroline's face until she stops moving]
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Damon Salvatore : [after kissing Katherine] Wait... brief pause. I have a question... answer it and it's back to fireworks and rocket's red glare,
[grins, shakes his head]
Damon Salvatore : answer it right... I'll forget the last one hundred and forty five years I've spent missing you. I'll forget... how much I loved you, I'll forget everything and we could start over. This can be our defining moment, see we have the time... it's the beauty of eternity. I just need the truth, just once...
Katherine Pierce : Stop. I already know the question... and the answer...
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Elena Gilbert : [about Jeremy after taking the pills and drinking Anna's blood] ... he looks fine, but then again, so do you...
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Stefan Salvatore : Don't flirt with me Katherine. I'm not Damon. I haven't spent a hundred and forty five years obsessed with you.
Katherine Pierce : Yeah... based on your choice in women, I'd say otherwise.
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Elena Gilbert : [Seeing Stefan hurt on the floor because of Katherine] Stefan. W-What happened?
Damon Salvatore : Katherine happened.
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Katherine Pierce : [Speaking to Bonnie after Bonnie sees who she really is] We haven't officially met. I'm Katherine.
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Damon Salvatore : [visitor waiting for him on couch] Very brave of you to come here.
Katherine Pierce : I wanted to say goodbye.
Damon Salvatore : Leaving so soon?
Katherine Pierce : I know where I'm not wanted.
Damon Salvatore : Don't pout. It's not attractive in a woman your age.
[takes sip of his drink]
Katherine Pierce : [scoffs] Ouch.