- Rose: No, Elijah was the Easter Bunny compared to Klaus. He's a foot soldier. Klaus is the real deal.
- Rose: Being in love with your brother's girlfriend must be difficult.
- Damon Salvatore: I'm not in love with anyone.
- Rose: You wanna try that again?
- Damon Salvatore: [glaring at her] Don't get on my bad side.
- Rose: Then show me your good side.
- Damon Salvatore: How do I find Klaus?
- Rose: You don't find Klaus, he finds you.
- Damon Salvatore: Come on, somebody gotta know somebody who knows where he is, right?
- Katherine Pierce: [dehydrated, voice cracking] Stefan know you're here?
- Elena Gilbert: I brought you some things.
- Katherine Pierce: You came to bribe me. What is it you want?
- Elena Gilbert: [throws pillow in front of Katherine] I want you to tell me about Klaus.
- Katherine Pierce: [raw sound:] Hmm. You've been busy.
- Elena Gilbert: [shocked] You killed yourself?
- Katherine Pierce: Klaus needed a human doppelgänger. As a vampire, I was no longer any use to him.
- Elena Gilbert: But it didn't work. You didn't really escape. You've been running from Klaus ever since.
- Katherine Pierce: I underestimated his spirit for vengeance. But living out of a suitcase is better than dying so that you could have your blood spilled over some silly little rock.
- Damon Salvatore: [to Rose] Please don't tell me you're crying cause your buddy Trevor lost his head?
- Katherine Pierce: I didn't spin anything, Stefan. It's the truth.
- Stefan Salvatore: No, lemme guess. You wanna trade that stone for your freedom, hmm? You manipulative, psychotic bitch!
- Katherine Pierce: [scoffs] My freedom? That's where you're wrong, Stefan. I don't want my freedom. Because when Klaus shows up to kill us all, and he will, I'll be in the tomb. Where no vampire will enter, because they can't get out.
- [shakes her head]
- Katherine Pierce: I'll be the safest psychotic bitch in town.
- [spiteful look]
- Elena Gilbert: Tell everyone I wasn't feeling well and I went home from school.
- Caroline Forbes: Can't believe I'm agreeing to this. I'm a terrible liar.
- Elena Gilbert: I'll keep Stefan busy. I don't want him to know what I'm up to.
- Caroline Forbes: I'm even worse at duplicity... and you know this.
- Elena Gilbert: You managed to keep me occupied when Katherine payed Stefan a visit.
- Caroline Forbes: Yeah... cause she threatened me. Not that I'm saying you should use that as a tactic. It's... Stefan's gonna see right through me.
- Elena Gilbert: Caroline, as my friend, do you promise... or not?
- Caroline Forbes: [sighs] You had to break out the girlfriend code.
- [Elena awaits]
- Caroline Forbes: Okay. I promise.
- Elena Gilbert: Okay.
- Caroline Forbes: [outside the tomb] Are you sure you wanna do this?
- Elena Gilbert: Yes, I'm sure. She's the only one who knows the truth about Klaus. The only one who can tell me how to stop him.
- Caroline Forbes: But... you're asking for the truth from someone who's probably never given it.
- [sighs]
- Caroline Forbes: Are you sure about this?
- Elena Gilbert: Yes. I can't just sit back and wait. I have to know, Caroline.
- [her friend glances warily at the blocked tomb]
- Elena Gilbert: Please.
- Caroline Forbes: [to Stefan, in restaurant, eating heartily] Sorry to drag you here, but if I don't eat, I get those kill-innocent-people urges. Tyler totally has those too, by the way.