Project X (2012)
Rob Evors: Rob
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Quotes
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Rob : [to Costa, as the neighborhood burns] Great party, buddy! You own me a fucking tree, you piece of shit!
Costa : [screaming] ALL I WAS DOING WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME, YOU COCK SUCKING MOTHERFUCKER! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
Rob : You know where you're going? YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL, MOTHERFUCKER!
[the two boys tackle him]
Costa : That's my boy! SUCK MY DICK ROBERT! SUCK MY FUCKING DICK!
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Rob : Hey, Thomas. Look man I don't want to be a dick here or anything, but your friend Oliver came by earlier and told me you guys were having a little party but this is too much.
Thomas : Yeah. We actually should be winding down like midnight, maybe 1. Is that okay?
Rob : No, it's not. I'm sorry. The baby can't sleep and Melinda's gotta be up early for work.
Costa : Fuck yeah! My boy Rob is here to rage! Good to see you, brother.
Rob : Whoa, yeah. Actually I'm not raging, but I'm just telling Thomas it's time to shut it down.
Costa : You can't be serious. This is a great party. What the fuck?
Rob : I am serious because it's 11:30 at night and it's time to wrap it up.
JB : Hey, hey, hey. Why don't we just bring everyone to the back and lower the volume a bit.
Rob : Guys, this isn't a request! The party's over.
Costa : I guess we're just gonna have to agree to disagree then, aren't we?
Rob : Listen to me. Thomas, either shut it down or I'm calling the cops. Fine, fuck it! I'm calling the fucking cops.
[gets a taser shot by Everett]
Costa : Fuck! Oh shit!
JB : Jesus fucking Christ! What did you do that for?
Costa : [Rob punches Everett in the face] Are you fucking kidding me? I will fucking kill you!
Rob : The little fuck tazed me! I'm definitely calling the cops now!
Costa : You punched a kid in the face! I'm calling the cops on your ass now!
Rob : Do it, genius! It's all on tape. I just saw this mother fucker record it right here.
Dax : No, all I got was you punching that little child's face.
Rob : Fuck you!
Costa : Go home, Robert!
