Men of a Certain Age (TV Series)

Can't Let That Slide (2011)

Ray Romano: Joe Tranelli

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• Owen Thoreau Jr. : How is Erin even back in the picture? You said she went back to her boyfriend. What happened?

  Terry Elliott : She said she knew right away that she'd made a mistake. Hey, look, she tried to make it work for five years. I mean, there was just no magic there.

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : You're magical?

  Terry Elliott : What can I say? She can't live without me.

  Joe Tranelli : Oh, god, really? I've been with you five minutes and I want out.

• Joe Tranelli : You gonna eat or what?

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : Nah, I'm not hungry.

  Joe Tranelli : Come on, man. You keep this up, I'm not gonna be able to do fat jokes. That's, like, half my repertoire.

• Albert : We were thinking of changing the name of our band to "Free Money".

  Lucy : Lame.

  Albert : No, no, it's good, because then we can make posters that say "Free Money - Saturday Night!"

  Lucy : That's lame.

  Albert : No, it's a joke. You don't get it.

  Lucy : I get it.

  Albert : Then admit that it's genius.

  Lucy : Dad, you're not actually gonna let him do that, are you?

  Joe Tranelli : Well, I'm not gonna stand in the way of genius.

  Albert : [laughing]  Burn!

  Joe Tranelli : Burn! You got burned, girl. Do this.

  Albert : [they fist bump]  Oh, yeah.

  Lucy : [laughing]  You are the lamest father/son combo ever.

  Joe Tranelli : You got that right. Mostly me, though.