Our Idiot Brother (2011)

Elizabeth Banks: Miranda

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Quotes 

• Miranda : You're wearing plastic shoes, and what is this shirt made out of?

  Liz : It's flax.

  Miranda : See? I mean, isn't that a food? You're wearing food.

• Janet : I am not going to stand here and be insulted on my own porch.

  Miranda : I'll insult you right here.

  Janet : OK, I'm a pacifist. I don't play that way.

  Miranda : I'm gonna peace you in the side of the fuckin' head you don't give us the dog.

  [sic] 

  Janet : I'm not going to receive that with anything but love.

• Miranda : Every man I meet is either a dick or a loser.

  Ned : What about Jeremy? He's not a dick. And he's not a loser, either.

  Miranda : Well, that's debatable. He doesn't even have health insurance.

  Ned : Neither do I. At least I don't think I do.

• Liz : [weeping]  This can't be happening. I never should have let Ned stay here.

  Miranda : What about what Ned did to me ? I take him to work, he hangs me out to dry in front of everyone. Hang on. I'm getting call waiting. Hello?

  Natalie : Our Idiot brother just ruined my fucking life.

  Ilene : You know you'll always have a place here with me.

  Ned : Thanks, Mom.

  Ilene : I thought the girls wouldn't't want you hanging around, they've got too much stuff going on to bother with people like us.

  [sips wine]