Our Idiot Brother (2011)

T.J. Miller: Billy

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• Billy : Nothing like two dudes and a dog making candles.

  Ned : Such a cliche.

• Ned : [working with Billy in their new recycled candle shop]  Anyway, what I was saying though, is that people recycle cans, they recycle papers, you know... why not, why not candles? I say, we put a bin out, let people bring their old drippings in their convenience.

  Billy : It's like those, those bags, that say - I used to be a plastic bottle. We can have a bin that say - I used to be another candle!

  Ned : That's a great idea. Yeah. And then when they bring those candles, we put them in another bin that say - I used to be another another candle.

  Billy : Yeah... and eventually we can just have one that say - "Trust me, I used to be a lot of candles!"

  Ned : [agreeing, amused by the idea]  I was a ton... I used to be a lot of candles!

  Billy : [still revising his literary contribution]  Trust me man... I have been other candles!

• Billy : Do you think this is an ugly candle?

  Ned : No way, man. There's no such thing as an ugly homemade candle.

• Ned : [looking for his dog Willy Nelson]  Hey man, have you seen Willy Nelson?

  Billy : Oh, Yeah, definitely.

  Ned : When?

  Billy : [realizing what was actually asked]  Oh you mean recently? I just meant, in general, I have seen him!