"American Dad!" Gorillas in the Mist (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien

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  • Roger the Alien : [about a country musician that plays at his bar]  I... I don't understand it. They play three chords and whine about their lives, and the crowd goes nuts.

    Hayley Smith : You gotta listen to the words. Country music comes from the heart.

    Roger the Alien : It comes from the ass. Right in the middle of the ass.

  • Stan Smith : [to Steve]  This is all your fault. I'm supposed to be with my friends on the houseboat.

    Steve Smith : You don't have to keep picking me up from PSAT class.

    Stan Smith : No, I don't? What do I have to do, master? What a dick.

  • Roger the Alien : We're poor, we've got too many kids, it stinks to high heaven. This'll inspire one hell of a country song. Just need a macchiato to get me going.

    [to Naydern] 

    Roger the Alien : Where's our espresso maker, dear?

    Naydern : The what?

    Roger the Alien : [Scene cuts to Roger driving off]  No, thank you!

  • Hayley Smith : [to Roger]  Hey, what happened to being a country singer?

    Roger the Alien : Oh, living the honky-tonk life was too hard. I'm doing calypso dancing now.

    Hayley Smith : I don't blame you. The woman you ran off with was a mess. Did she have a tattoo of Burt Reynolds on her stomach?

    Naydern : No, she didn't. It's Victor from "The Young and the Restless."

    [shows off her tattoo] 

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