American Dad! (TV Series)
Gorillas in the Mist (2011)
Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien
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Quotes
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Roger the Alien : [about a country musician that plays at his bar] I... I don't understand it. They play three chords and whine about their lives, and the crowd goes nuts.
Hayley Smith : You gotta listen to the words. Country music comes from the heart.
Roger the Alien : It comes from the ass. Right in the middle of the ass.
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Stan Smith : [to Steve] This is all your fault. I'm supposed to be with my friends on the houseboat.
Steve Smith : You don't have to keep picking me up from PSAT class.
Stan Smith : No, I don't? What do I have to do, master? What a dick.
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Roger the Alien : We're poor, we've got too many kids, it stinks to high heaven. This'll inspire one hell of a country song. Just need a macchiato to get me going.
[to Naydern]
Roger the Alien : Where's our espresso maker, dear?
Naydern : The what?
Roger the Alien : [Scene cuts to Roger driving off] No, thank you!
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Hayley Smith : [to Roger] Hey, what happened to being a country singer?
Roger the Alien : Oh, living the honky-tonk life was too hard. I'm doing calypso dancing now.
Hayley Smith : I don't blame you. The woman you ran off with was a mess. Did she have a tattoo of Burt Reynolds on her stomach?
Naydern : No, she didn't. It's Victor from "The Young and the Restless."
[shows off her tattoo]