American Dad! (TV Series)

Gorillas in the Mist (2011)

Rachael MacFarlane: Hayley Smith

Quotes 

• Roger the Alien : [about a country musician that plays at his bar]  I... I don't understand it. They play three chords and whine about their lives, and the crowd goes nuts.

  Hayley Smith : You gotta listen to the words. Country music comes from the heart.

  Roger the Alien : It comes from the ass. Right in the middle of the ass.

• Hayley Smith : [to Roger]  Hey, what happened to being a country singer?

  Roger the Alien : Oh, living the honky-tonk life was too hard. I'm doing calypso dancing now.

  Hayley Smith : I don't blame you. The woman you ran off with was a mess. Did she have a tattoo of Burt Reynolds on her stomach?

  Naydern : No, she didn't. It's Victor from "The Young and the Restless."

  [shows off her tattoo]