American Dad! (TV Series)
The People vs. Martin Sugar (2010)
Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Greg Corbin, Brian Griffin
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Quotes
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Stan Smith : [to Francine] Where's Steve? I want to see how my fantasy basketball team is doing.
Francine Smith : Well, he understood the fantasy part, but had no idea what basketball was. He tried to add three griffins and an orc to your roster.
Stan Smith : Fucking nerd.
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Stan Smith : Jury duty is the best way for honest citizens to punish lawbreakers.
Roger the Alien : It's a waste of time. Like getting an HIV test. Roll the dice, scaredy-cats!
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Roger the Alien : [to Stan] Face it, I'm Ferris Bueller and you're my jealous, big-nosed, sour-faced sister Jeanie.
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Stan Smith : Now, while I'm gone, I need you to manage my fantasy basketball team.
Francine Smith : Can I make any trades?
Stan Smith : No. Just set the lineup.
Francine Smith : Stan, you need a power forward.
Stan Smith : I have Dirk Nowitzki.
Francine Smith : He's soft, Stan. You need a thug. You need Ron Artest.
Stan Smith : I don't want Ron Artest. You know what, forget it. I'll have Steve set my lineup.
Francine Smith : Fine. Let that nerd set your lineup. Watch you lose.