American Dad! (TV Series)
The People vs. Martin Sugar (2010)
Wendy Schaal: Francine Smith
Quotes
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Francine Smith : Man, you got me thinking about weed now. That stuff makes me want to drink so much soda. I smoke a bone, then I drain a two-liter of Sunkist in like a second. Freaks people out.
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Stan Smith : [to Francine] Where's Steve? I want to see how my fantasy basketball team is doing.
Francine Smith : Well, he understood the fantasy part, but had no idea what basketball was. He tried to add three griffins and an orc to your roster.
Stan Smith : Fucking nerd.
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Stan Smith : Now, while I'm gone, I need you to manage my fantasy basketball team.
Francine Smith : Can I make any trades?
Stan Smith : No. Just set the lineup.
Francine Smith : Stan, you need a power forward.
Stan Smith : I have Dirk Nowitzki.
Francine Smith : He's soft, Stan. You need a thug. You need Ron Artest.
Stan Smith : I don't want Ron Artest. You know what, forget it. I'll have Steve set my lineup.
Francine Smith : Fine. Let that nerd set your lineup. Watch you lose.
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Jeff Fischer : [after Jeff is caught masturbating in the bathroom by Francine and Klaus] I'm sorry, but when I'm not smoking pot, I suffer from HLS, Hyperactive Libido Syndrome. When it hits, I got to get busy right away.
Francine Smith : If you're gonna do that in this house, you'll do it where everyone else in this family does it: in Steve's bed.
Steve Smith : [off-screen] What?
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Francine Smith : Hayley, I think we need to have a little mother-daughter talk.
Hayley Smith : Okay.
Francine Smith : Your husband's "condition" is way out of control. Bottom line, you need to start satisfying him more, sweetie.
Hayley Smith : But, Mom, I satisfy him all the time.
Francine Smith : Well, then you got to do it better. Get creative, Hayley. Use your pinky.
Hayley Smith : I'm using my pinky, Mom.
Francine Smith : I don't think you're using your pinky.
Hayley Smith : I told you I'm using it.
Francine Smith : But are you really using your pinky? I don't think so!
[brings out a tub of lube]
Francine Smith : Get. Up. In. There.