American Dad! (TV Series)
The People vs. Martin Sugar (2010)
Rachael MacFarlane: Hayley Smith
Quotes
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Francine Smith : Hayley, I think we need to have a little mother-daughter talk.
Hayley Smith : Okay.
Francine Smith : Your husband's "condition" is way out of control. Bottom line, you need to start satisfying him more, sweetie.
Hayley Smith : But, Mom, I satisfy him all the time.
Francine Smith : Well, then you got to do it better. Get creative, Hayley. Use your pinky.
Hayley Smith : I'm using my pinky, Mom.
Francine Smith : I don't think you're using your pinky.
Hayley Smith : I told you I'm using it.
Francine Smith : But are you really using your pinky? I don't think so!
[brings out a tub of lube]
Francine Smith : Get. Up. In. There.