Community (TV Series)
Anthropology 101 (2010)
Gillian Jacobs: Britta Perry
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Quotes
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Jeff Winger : Sorry I'm late. I was in my car, loving Britta.
[Jeff and Britta kiss and then look deeply into each other's eyes]
Jeff Winger : I guess I just love you too much.
[Annie rocks nervously, a sick look on her face]
Britta Perry : Not half as much as me.
Abed Nadir : Jeff, do you think you'll marry Britta?
Jeff Winger : I'd like to see someone stop me.
Britta Perry : I just peed a little.
Abed Nadir : [Abed presents them with a ring] Then here, propose.
Britta Perry : [Jeff and Britta both look at the ring and then begin struggling over it] I've got it. I've got it.
[Britta gets the ring and puts it on Jeff's finger]
Britta Perry : Jeff Winger, will you marry me?
Jeff Winger : Yeah, yeah, of course. No problem, no problem.
[Shirley screams in delight and Annie screams in horror]
Abed Nadir : Great, I'll be right back.
[Abed rushes out of the room]
Shirley Bennett : [Annie screams again as Jeff and Britta kiss] Thank the Lord you're getting married, I was so worried about your souls ever since you had premarital sex on the table.
Troy Barnes : [Everyone leaps back from the table in disgust] Awesome!
Jeff Winger : You told Shirley?
Shirley Bennett : Well, there's no need for secrecy now. It was during the paintball game.
Troy Barnes : Was there anything you didn't win that day?
Annie Edison : [Annie runs over and punches Jeff in the face] You slept with her and then kissed me?
Britta Perry : What?
Irish Singer : [Abed enters with an entourage of people carrying a wedding arbor and singing] But she's in so deep/ You know she's such a fool for him/ She's got a ring around her finger ah-ah-ah/ And Abed hired an Irish singer/ Britta's marrying/ Britta's marrying/ Britta's marrying Jeffrey Winger!
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Annie Edison : Everything they do is some sick competition.
Britta Perry : Oh, like you hate competition. How long did it take you to kiss Jeff after I told him I loved him? Oh, that's right. First Vaughn, now Jeff. I better not smile at that wall outlet or you'll fry your tongue off!
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Troy Barnes : Abed, Jeff made out with Annie.
Abed Nadir : What? When, where?
Britta Perry : [angry] Yeah, where?
Pierce Hawthorne : That's inappropriate. I'm assuming on the mouth.
Annie Edison : It was after the Transfer Dance.
Britta Perry : Oh, so I tell you that I love you, and you go outside and stick your tongue into a teenager!
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Troy Barnes : Way to hog all the girls, Jeff. You know, when there's three sprinkle doughnuts, you don't eat one and then lick another.
Britta Perry : Anyone object to us being referred to as doughnuts? No one?
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Student #1 : You're Britta Perry?
Britta Perry : Yeah, what's it to you?
Student #2 : You're the coolest.
[Britta fans giggle]
Britta Perry : Right. Um... At what exactly?
Student #1 : Being fearless, honest, speaking from your heart.
Student #1 , Student #2 : "Jeff Winger, I love you."
Britta Perry : Right. My heart may have overstated...
Student #1 : Do you sign stuff?
Britta Perry : Now and again.
Student #1 : Awesome.
Jeff Winger : [speaking under his breath] I don't like where that's going.
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Britta Perry : And I owe you an apology.
Pierce Hawthorne : I accept.
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Britta Perry : Psycho Britta, the walking freak show for every Barbie with a Cosmo subscription.
Jeff Winger : I don't mean to be a tool, but you embarrassed me too, so call it karma.
Britta Perry : Boy, I hope I'm not around when you do mean to be a tool.
