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Jeff Winger : Don't say anything until you hear what I have to say. I've known you for almost two years now and I've never taken you as seriously as I should have. You are the strangest, coolest, most genuine person I've ever met. And the thing that scares me about you is how good you make me wish I was. Help me, Rich. Help me become like you. I mean, I am so amazing, but I'm not perfect. You are. Give me that power, so I can abuse it.
Rich : Jeff, you are one funny bunny. But you can't just fake being good in order to get away with doing bad things.
Jeff Winger : Oh, I completely understand. And do you understand that I still have to try, and that, if you don't help me, you're a bad person?
Rich : You got me there, guy. Come on in and dry off.
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Rich : I think that this is a good time... to go.
Annie Edison , Pierce Hawthorne : [in unison] Rich, no.
Pierce Hawthorne : You finally did it, Jeff Winger. You finally hurt this group in a way that will never heal. Kettle corn.
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Jeff Winger : [door opens, rain soaked and out if breath] Don't say anything until I've said what I gotta say. I've known you for almost two years now, and I've never taken you as seriously as I should have. You are the strangest, coolest, most genuine person I've ever met, and the thing that scares me about you is how good you make me wish I was. Help me, Rich. Help me become like you. I mean, I am so amazing, but I'm not perfect. You are. Give me that power so I can abuse it.
Rich : [chuckles] Jeff, you are one funny bunny. You can't just fake being good in order to get away with doing bad things.
Jeff Winger : I completely understand. And do you understand that I still have to try? And if you don't help me, you're a bad person.
Rich : [enthusiastically] You got me there, guy. Come on in and dry off.
Jeff Winger : Oh. Smells delicious. Are you baking?
Rich : Yeah, muffin tops.
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Abed Nadir : Dr Rich, What sets your kettle corn apart?
Rich : Well, it's a secret ingredient, a couple extra pinches of love.
Troy Barnes : Oh. You can't beat that.
Abed Nadir : That feels good.
Jeff Winger : Not this again. Rich, you know they're doing a fake morning show. There are no cameras.
Rich : Rich: I know. It's just a fun way to start the day. So grab a paddle, partner, and hop on in here.
Jeff Winger : You know what, that does sound...
[turns and exits]
Rich : Yeah.
Abed Nadir , Rich , Troy Barnes : Troy and Abed in the morning