Community (TV Series)
Paradigms of Human Memory (2011)
Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir
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Quotes
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[Abed sneaks through the cafeteria dressed as "The Cape", uses his cape to drag Jeff's dinner onto the floor, and runs away]
Jeff Winger : The show's gonna last three weeks!
Abed Nadir : Six seasons and a movie!
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Jeff Winger : Abed, you're a computer. Scan your mainframe for juicy memories!
Abed Nadir : [Abed stares impassively at Jeff for several seconds as Jeff becomes more uncomfortable] Jeff and Britta have been having secret sex!
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Troy Barnes : [Pretending to be Jeff] I'm Jeff Winger. Does this hard-boiled egg make me look fat?
Abed Nadir : [Pretending to be Jeff] My name is Jeff Winger. I love working this BlackBerry because it tones my thumbs.
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Abed Nadir : Six seasons and a movie!
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Troy Barnes : Well, I guess we can get through anything. So it's probably okay if you and Britta want to keep, you know, hooking up.
Shirley Bennett : I don't mind it so much.
Abed Nadir : I'm cool with it.
Shirley Bennett : God cares.
Abed Nadir : Have fun tonight.
Annie Edison : Walk with me...
Pierce Hawthorne : Uh huh.
Britta Perry : So... guess we don't have to keep sneaking around anymore.
Jeff Winger : Yeah, I guess not.
Britta Perry , Jeff Winger : [unison] You wanna stop doing this?
Britta Perry , Jeff Winger : [unison] Yeah.
Jeff Winger : It's not you, it's me.
Britta Perry : It's you.
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Abed Nadir : Why would I want to be in a school that hates Christmas?
Jeff Winger : He's got a point. Kidding. What are you doing later? How about some holiday benefits?
Britta Perry : Hey... ixnay in front of uncan-day.
Professor Ian Duncan : Hmm.