Community (TV Series)
Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts (2011)
Gillian Jacobs: Britta Perry
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Quotes
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Jeff Winger : What are you doing? Get in there.
Britta Perry : Me? Forget it, I'm the worst.
Jeff Winger : Well, that's a discussion for a different time. Look, Britta, there is something in you that wants to take care of people so bad that you'll do it until you puke. That's what Shirley needs right now.
Britta Perry : Are you saying I'll be a good mom?
Jeff Winger : [laughs] What? No. Man, you will really force anything, won't you? Just get in there and force that baby out of Shirley.
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Britta Perry : So have you considered natural childbirth?
Shirley Bennett : Are you kidding me? I'll take whatever they got. An epidural is a proper Christian woman's only chance to get wrecked.
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Jeff Winger : Listen, backseat birther, Shirley's on her third kid. She doesn't need a thirty year old slacker with two one-eyed cats governing her body.
Britta Perry : First of all, together, my cats can do anything. Secondly, you've disqualified yourself from this conversation the moment you decided to grow a wang.
Jeff Winger : I regret nothing.
Britta Perry : I feel sorry for the airhead you're gonna knock up at the age of 70. You're gonna be sitting in the waiting room playing solitaire on your BlackBerry while a life is created 10 feet from you.
Jeff Winger : Oh, and you're gonna squat in a babbling brook and a beautiful star child is gonna slide out on a ray of sunshine while your cats each half watch, because you're so natural.
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Shirley Bennett : Besides, a woman knows these things.
Britta Perry : Women have a connectedness to their bodies that you would never understand.
Jeff Winger : [whispering] You have a booger.
Britta Perry : [starts to check her nose then stops] I know, it's part of me.
