"Community" A Fistful of Paintballs (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir

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Quotes 

  • Abed Nadir : Jeff wants to see you.

    Annie Edison : Yeah? And I want pants. A lot of people want a lot of things.

  • Pierce Hawthorne : Ah, my study group. How long has it been?

    Abed Nadir : 5 hours?

    Pierce Hawthorne : Too long. Welcome to Fort Hawthorne.

    Annie Edison : How is this even possible?

    Pierce Hawthorne : It began with a dream, Annie. A dream and an impulse to hide in the men's room. I found that people were willing to roll bullets underneath the door just for the right to take a dump. By the way, for you guys, taking a dump's on the house. Or if you prefer, relax and catch a show.

    [He motions toward Vicki, who is standing on a table, dancing] 

    Jeff Winger : This is insane.

    Pierce Hawthorne : Don't worry, Jeff. I've also got someone more your speed.

    [He motions toward Garrett, who is standing on a table, dancing] 

    Leonard : Because you're gay.

  • Abed Nadir : I heard you never shoot an unarmed man.

    Annie Edison : Whoever started that rumor didn't eat my beans.

    Abed Nadir : Then I guess it's lucky for me I'm not unarmed.

    [Abed pulls his pistol out from under his poncho] 

    Abed Nadir : Seeing as I'm... eating your beans.

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