Community (TV Series)
Basic Rocket Science (2010)
Yvette Nicole Brown: Shirley Bennett
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Quotes
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Pierce Hawthorne : Sanders, Sanders, this is Pierce Hawthorne. Can I get this door open?
Britta Perry : Look for the handle. There's got to be a handle.
Shirley Bennett : It was the '80s. Everybody who made this was on cocaine.
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Shirley Bennett : Annie. We owe you an apology. Nobody should have to choose between their friends and their school.
Annie Edison : Thanks.
Britta Perry : But, you shouldn't have tattled about the flag.
Jeff Winger : I tattled. I told the dean it was our design. And I told him it was a butt too.
Annie Edison : What?
Shirley Bennett : Why, Jeffrey?
Jeff Winger : He kept not seeing it. I mean, it was driving me crazy. It says, "E Pluribus Anus."
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Annie Edison : Guys, please! You're becoming animals!
Britta Perry : Oh, shut up! We wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for you.
Annie Edison : That's not true! We weren't supposed to be in here when it happened!
Jeff Winger : When what happened? When we got towed?
Shirley Bennett : How did you know we were gonna get towed?
Shirley Bennett : I set it up. I called City College about transferring and the dean told me that he would get me in if I helped sabotage Greendale's launch. I was supposed to make sure nobody was around so they could steal it. And then you guys were late, and then...
Britta Perry : Wait, wait, you're transferring? Why?
[Pierce muttering]
Britta Perry : You guys thought that butt hole flag was so funny. I mean, I respect you all to let you hate yourselves, but I respect myself too much to let you hate my school.
Shirley Bennett : Eh... I'm not buying it.
Troy Barnes : Yeah, let's kill her.
[Annie's gasps]
Jeff Winger : Wait, City College was behind this? We gotta get back in time for launch.
Britta Perry : Why?
Jeff Winger : We earned the right to pick on Greendale every day by going there. Our school may be a toilet, but it's our toilet. Nobody craps in it but us.
Britta Perry : Yeah.
Shirley Bennett : Now, that was inspiring.
Annie Edison : Seriously?
Jeff Winger : Captain.
Troy Barnes : Get to your stations. Thrusters.
Britta Perry : Full.
Troy Barnes : Thermal shield.
Annie Edison : On.
Troy Barnes : Navigation.
Shirley Bennett : Three.
Troy Barnes : Chicken.
Jeff Winger : Yeah.
Troy Barnes : Ready?
Annie Edison , Britta Perry , Jeff Winger , Shirley Bennett : Ready.
Troy Barnes : Suppertime.
[whirring]
Troy Barnes : [beeps] Hold it.
[beeping]
Troy Barnes : [midi celebratory music plays over simulator]
Sanders : Congratulations, crew. You've worked together. Now feast your eyes on the wonders of the cosmos.
Troy Barnes : [over radio] Greendale? Greendale?
Abed Nadir : Everybody, be quiet. Everybody, quiet down, quiet down. Say again?
Troy Barnes : [over radio] Standby for location.
[window cover opens]
Troy Barnes : [outside cow moos]
Abed Nadir : What do you see, gang?
Jeff Winger : [Jeff holds his blackberry against window glass for better service]
[cow moos]
Jeff Winger : We are in...
[over radio]
Jeff Winger : Coldwater.
Abed Nadir : [consults map] Here, they're next to the truck stop with three thumbs.
Dean Pelton : [under his breath] Those aren't thumbs.
Jeff Winger : [over radio] Greendale, do you copy? Greendale?
Abed Nadir : I'm sorry, Jeff. I'm afraid...
[over radio]
Abed Nadir : you're out of town.
[cows mooing]