How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
The Wedding Bride (2010)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
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Quotes
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Barney Stinson : Oh, go on honey. Kiss him
Narrator : Ummm, Uncle Barney didn't say kiss.
Barney Stinson : Kiss him! Kiss him! Kiss him!...
Narrator : Still not saying kiss.
Usher : Sir, you need to leave. Now.
Barney Stinson : This is outrageous! Who the kiss are you?
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Ted Mosby : Royce!
Tony Grafanello : Stella!
Royce : Ted?
Stella Zinman : Tony!
Jed Moseley : Tony?
Barney Stinson : Ted?
Ted Mosby : Barney?
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Barney Stinson : There's only one street where that is normal. Here's a hint: a big, yellow bird lives on it.
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Barney Stinson : Baggage is the cornerstone of America's greatest national product.
Ted Mosby , Marshall Eriksen , Robin Scherbatsky , Lily Aldrin : Porn!
Barney Stinson : Actually, it's porn. No women works in porn without having major baggage.
Ted Mosby , Robin Scherbatsky : [Saluting] Major Baggage.
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Ted Mosby : This doof in the red cowboy boots, this isn't me!
Barney Stinson : So just to be clear,you are saying that you don't have a pear of red cowboy boots in your closet ?